Planet Funk (1974)Premiered May 2, 2009Inspired by: “The sunrise turning all the teardrops gold” from ‘Smile’ by David GrayGenre: 1970s Blaxploitation/Sci-Fi Only funk can save the world.Welcome to the future on Planet Funk, where thankfully the future looks just like the 1970s. Planet Funk is a planet of… well funk. Red plush carpets. Giant sponge couch rocks. Chains on everything. And the inhabitants of this planet are always up for a good jiving or a good funking. Like sex funking. Setting his sights on this Funklestial body is scientist and the decidedly sexless Dr. Joshua Weinstein (Jessica Stickles). The antithesis of everything that Planet Funk stands for, Weinstein would rather spend his days calculating lameness and drinking Venus slurpees. The normal red kind. Not even the funky green kind. His shipmate, Elizabeth (Matt Cutler), a decidely over-sexed beast of a woman, will not take no for an answer when it comes to sex wanting and sex getting. Weinstein, a feeble, weak man, is no match for this funk beast and resents her and the funk she represents. King Xanax played by Isaac Hayes (Lauren Adams) feels a real honkey drag in the funkadelic funk force on the Planet Funk. This is only confirmed by Xanax’ loyal Tiger friend, Tigre (Brian Glidewell). A man, a tiger, a tigre - Tigre confirms the awful truth that a disturbance has arrived on the planet with the arrival of Dr. Weinstein and a honkey Marching band. With the complete abandonment by the NASA Funk Jedis on Planet Funk (Tim Martin, Eddie Brawley), two clones named Daryl, the defense of the funk on Planet Funk is left to Xanax, Tigre and the Planet Funk government, the Parliament Funkadelic. Will Weinstein and the honkey Marching band suck the funk out of Planet Funk? Will funk triumph over not funk? Just how many men, tigers and men tigers will Elizabeth funk? Might tiger-on-man rape happen in this funkilm? Did we mention that this film is about funk?Get in your space pod of the future that thankfully looks like it was made in the 1970’s and take a funkerific ride to Planet Funk.

Planet Funk (1974)
Premiered May 2, 2009

Inspired by: “The sunrise turning all the teardrops gold” from ‘Smile’ by David Gray

Genre: 1970s Blaxploitation/Sci-Fi

Only funk can save the world.

Welcome to the future on Planet Funk, where thankfully the future looks just like the 1970s. Planet Funk is a planet of… well funk. Red plush carpets. Giant sponge couch rocks. Chains on everything. And the inhabitants of this planet are always up for a good jiving or a good funking. Like sex funking.

Setting his sights on this Funklestial body is scientist and the decidedly sexless Dr. Joshua Weinstein (Jessica Stickles). The antithesis of everything that Planet Funk stands for, Weinstein would rather spend his days calculating lameness and drinking Venus slurpees. The normal red kind. Not even the funky green kind. His shipmate, Elizabeth (Matt Cutler), a decidely over-sexed beast of a woman, will not take no for an answer when it comes to sex wanting and sex getting. Weinstein, a feeble, weak man, is no match for this funk beast and resents her and the funk she represents.

King Xanax played by Isaac Hayes (Lauren Adams) feels a real honkey drag in the funkadelic funk force on the Planet Funk. This is only confirmed by Xanax’ loyal Tiger friend, Tigre (Brian Glidewell). A man, a tiger, a tigre - Tigre confirms the awful truth that a disturbance has arrived on the planet with the arrival of Dr. Weinstein and a honkey Marching band. With the complete abandonment by the NASA Funk Jedis on Planet Funk (Tim Martin, Eddie Brawley), two clones named Daryl, the defense of the funk on Planet Funk is left to Xanax, Tigre and the Planet Funk government, the Parliament Funkadelic.

Will Weinstein and the honkey Marching band suck the funk out of Planet Funk? Will funk triumph over not funk? Just how many men, tigers and men tigers will Elizabeth funk? Might tiger-on-man rape happen in this funkilm? Did we mention that this film is about funk?

Get in your space pod of the future that thankfully looks like it was made in the 1970’s and take a funkerific ride to Planet Funk.