Zero Rescue (1999)Premiered February 19, 2009Inspired by: “Total eclipse of the heart” by Bonnie TylerGenre: Science FictionThe world of the future is full of space, robots and androids. It’s a terrifying world. But it’s also a super sexually irresistable one.The Metropolitan Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) has developed a fleet of super smooth, no-holed, sexy-hot androids designated as Model 1 (Rory Panagotopolus). The clearly non-NASA affiliated space program MASA is at war with itself, split between the over-stressed, over-tired, basket woven old face of worries Ground Control Commander (Tim Martin) and the make a-quick-dollar, smarmy, snood obsessed Android Tech Contractor (Jessica Stickles).Captain Space (Eddie Brawley), a MASA hero who has overcome the shortcomings of his literal LEGO body, is seduced by his No-Hole Model 1 co-pilot and destroyed due to a fatal flaw in the android’s programming. Amidst the inner political fighting and the death of their hero, MASA must turn toward the future of its program: the kid astronauts.Can the Young Astronaut Hero (Brian Glidewell) with the help of his CGI Scotty with no face (Matt Cutler) resist the temptation of MASA’s newest creation Model 2 android, now with a holed vagina, (Jessica Stickles) or will he too succumb to his inner most desires?Will the Kid Hero save MASA and the world or is there Zero Rescue from the murderous sex machines? (Production Note: This movie was funded by the US Department of the Interior)

Zero Rescue (1999)
Premiered February 19, 2009

Inspired by: “Total eclipse of the heart” by Bonnie Tyler

Genre: Science Fiction

The world of the future is full of space, robots and androids. It’s a terrifying world. But it’s also a super sexually irresistable one.

The Metropolitan Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) has developed a fleet of super smooth, no-holed, sexy-hot androids designated as Model 1 (Rory Panagotopolus). The clearly non-NASA affiliated space program MASA is at war with itself, split between the over-stressed, over-tired, basket woven old face of worries Ground Control Commander (Tim Martin) and the make a-quick-dollar, smarmy, snood obsessed Android Tech Contractor (Jessica Stickles).

Captain Space (Eddie Brawley), a MASA hero who has overcome the shortcomings of his literal LEGO body, is seduced by his No-Hole Model 1 co-pilot and destroyed due to a fatal flaw in the android’s programming. Amidst the inner political fighting and the death of their hero, MASA must turn toward the future of its program: the kid astronauts.

Can the Young Astronaut Hero (Brian Glidewell) with the help of his CGI Scotty with no face (Matt Cutler) resist the temptation of MASA’s newest creation Model 2 android, now with a holed vagina, (Jessica Stickles) or will he too succumb to his inner most desires?

Will the Kid Hero save MASA and the world or is there Zero Rescue from the murderous sex machines?

(Production Note: This movie was funded by the US Department of the Interior)