50 Pesos For Death (2001)
Premiered February 19, 2009
Inspired by: “After a few tequilas I become something holy” from ‘Patriots Heart’ by American Music Club
Genre: Mexicano Western
In the old, rough Mexican West, you say your prayers to God and to your gun.
El Padre (Tony Rodriguez) is the infamous holy man of the town. He’s also the man who can make you holy. By shooting you full of holes. With his giant, oversized, ivory whale of a gun.
Black Pedro (Brian Glidewell) is the deadliest man in town with a troubled past and a scarred, flappy-skin-puzzle of a face. His death weapon of choice: a bull whip. A murderer of women, babies and doves across the land, if he doesn’t get what he wants, then you answer to the death whip. And what he wants is the most beautiful, giant-breasted, giant-hair-bunned, Mexicano prostitute in town, Sangria (Matt Cutler).
El Padre must put his Godly morals aside one last time to defeat Black Pedro. But can he and his giant, giant gun (I mean, this gun is huge) bring the bull whipping criminal down? With the help of two out-of-towners, the loveable, man boy, rodeo boy, lollypop boy, Kid Happy (Eddie Brawley) and his trusty barrel rolling side kick, played by Warwick Davis (Josh Patten) and with God on his side, El Padre stands a chance.
Featuring a comedic cameo from Cheech Marin (Rory Panagatopolus) as the saloon keep who just can’t keep the vagabonds of town (Ensemble Cast) out of his roof, this tale of good over evil will only cost you…
50 Pesos for Death.