Strip Ballerinas (1999) Premiered March 13, 2009 Inspired by: “Get yourself up up up from the gutter” from ‘Up From the Gutter’ by Cherry Poppin Daddies Genre: Dance DramaDancing is art. And there’s nothing more artful than three giant boobs.Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as Theresa Hodges (Jessica Stickles). She may look like your typical bar dancing stripper, with three giant boobs - but she has a dream. That dream: to dance. Sharing that dream and her bar top dance floor is stripper-dancer friend Angela (Rory Panagotopulos) - who may or may not be a chick. With her fubu wearing, flat chested, manish friend by her side, Theresa has hopes to break out of the bar dancing world and onto the stage.However, Mr. McDonaphery Sr. (Eddie Brawley) and his company Sexy Girls Bar Corporation have other plans in mind. McDonaphery has two loves in his old age: exploiting women for money and uncontrollably shitting his pants. Uninterested in the family business, McDonaphery’s grandson, Daniel, (Rory Panagotopulos) spends his days at the company playing tetris on his gameboy, unwilling to care enough to change the evil ways of his grandfather and the company. Sexy Girls Bar is shaken up with the arrival of Tina, charismatically played by Sarah Michelle Geller (Tim Martin), a dancer with a gritty look (her face is covered in shit), a sick body (seriously sick, with bones and limbs falling off and blood and plasma leaking out) and an undeniable spirit for living (she is mostly a rotting dead carcass). With her title as the top dancer threatened, Theresa must battle Tina in the oldest of traditions for honor: a dance off. Who really has the freshest moves and freshest body (probably Theresa has the freshest body since Tina is most certainly partly a corpse)? Will their rivalry destroy them or lead them to their biggest dancing dreams? Will the shitting fogey of a foe keep his girls slutty dancing dolls or can Daniel overcome his extreme apathy to challenge his grandfather?With original music and score by Timbaland and Sisqo, can dance dreams really come true for these….Strip Ballerinas.

Strip Ballerinas (1999)

Premiered March 13, 2009

Inspired by: “Get yourself up up up from the gutter” from ‘Up From the Gutter’ by Cherry Poppin Daddies

Genre: Dance Drama

Dancing is art. And there’s nothing more artful than three giant boobs.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stars as Theresa Hodges (Jessica Stickles). She may look like your typical bar dancing stripper, with three giant boobs - but she has a dream. That dream: to dance. Sharing that dream and her bar top dance floor is stripper-dancer friend Angela (Rory Panagotopulos) - who may or may not be a chick. With her fubu wearing, flat chested, manish friend by her side, Theresa has hopes to break out of the bar dancing world and onto the stage.

However, Mr. McDonaphery Sr. (Eddie Brawley) and his company Sexy Girls Bar Corporation have other plans in mind. McDonaphery has two loves in his old age: exploiting women for money and uncontrollably shitting his pants. Uninterested in the family business, McDonaphery’s grandson, Daniel, (Rory Panagotopulos) spends his days at the company playing tetris on his gameboy, unwilling to care enough to change the evil ways of his grandfather and the company.

Sexy Girls Bar is shaken up with the arrival of Tina, charismatically played by Sarah Michelle Geller (Tim Martin), a dancer with a gritty look (her face is covered in shit), a sick body (seriously sick, with bones and limbs falling off and blood and plasma leaking out) and an undeniable spirit for living (she is mostly a rotting dead carcass). With her title as the top dancer threatened, Theresa must battle Tina in the oldest of traditions for honor: a dance off.

Who really has the freshest moves and freshest body (probably Theresa has the freshest body since Tina is most certainly partly a corpse)? Will their rivalry destroy them or lead them to their biggest dancing dreams? Will the shitting fogey of a foe keep his girls slutty dancing dolls or can Daniel overcome his extreme apathy to challenge his grandfather?

With original music and score by Timbaland and Sisqo, can dance dreams really come true for these….

Strip Ballerinas.